onsdag 15. februar 2012

Story of A and B


A: «I fucked your mother, motherfucker!»
B: «How can I be the motherfucker, when you're the one who fucked my mother? I think you're just projecting that image of a motherfucker on to me, dog.»
A: «How can I be a dog, when you're clearly a dog yourself? Sounds like YOU'RE projecting that image of a dog on to me! How do you know about these complex psychological things anyway, dog? You're a god damn dog!» 
B: «Never mind me knowing these things, I just do, okay? Anyway, if you fucked my mother and I'm a dog, doesn't that mean that you fucked a god damn dog?!»
A: «Looks like you got me. Looks like you got me good. Don't tell anyone, okay? You hear me, dog?»
B: «I hear you. I'm a god damn dog, dogs have an exeptional hearing. Not like you humans.»
A: «I was just lying about fucking your mother earlier, but now I think I'm really gonna do it, OK?»
B: «Bitch, please!»
A: «Aha! You said bitch, but since you're a dog, it's actually you who is a bitch. Does that make sense?»
B: «Well, that makes sense, I guess. Looks like you got me. I think you really got me this time. Fuck!»




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